You know you're a mom when,
- You can carry a purse, diaper bag, travel seat, bag of library books, and an umbrella into a building in the pouring rain and do so without dropping anything and while remaining completely dry.
- You forget what its like to do something with two hands.
- And along that same line, one arm muscle is much more developed than the other.
- Poop is a normal conversation topic.
- You have to remind yourself not to answer the phone in baby talk.
- You know the theme songs to Little Einsteins, the Wiggles, and Handy Manny.
- You suddenly remeber the lyrics to all the nursery rhymes you used to know.
- 9pm is late.
- You have pacifiers strategically tucked into most every room of the house and have a few in the car, just in case.
- You can't seem to remember what life was like before kids....and you don't really want to either.
We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship! Zooming through the sky...
ReplyDeleteOH! Sorry, lost in the moment. You know you're a woman when you know all the shirt, underwear, pants, shoes and hat sizes of all your men and not a one of them could tell you yours!