Tuesday, March 1, 2011

You Know You're a Mom When

I'm finally starting to feel like I've had some good mom experiences so I thought I'd toss this out there.
You know you're a mom when,
  1. You can carry a purse, diaper bag, travel seat, bag of library books, and an umbrella into a building in the pouring rain and do so without dropping anything and while remaining completely dry.
  2. You forget what its like to do something with two hands.
  3. And along that same line, one arm muscle is much more developed than the other.
  4. Poop is a normal conversation topic.
  5. You have to remind yourself not to answer the phone in baby talk.
  6. You know the theme songs to Little Einsteins, the Wiggles, and Handy Manny.
  7. You suddenly remeber the lyrics to all the nursery rhymes you used to know.
  8. 9pm is late.
  9. You have pacifiers strategically tucked into most every room of the house and have a few in the car, just in case.
  10. You can't seem to remember what life was like before kids....and you don't really want to either.
What's yours?

1 comment:

  1. We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship! Zooming through the sky...

    OH! Sorry, lost in the moment. You know you're a woman when you know all the shirt, underwear, pants, shoes and hat sizes of all your men and not a one of them could tell you yours!